my 57 asymmetrical surfboard, right big toe in front, left big eye in your head?

seeing how the thruster set performs with no offset of the side fins.  single concave throughout...completely different outline for each side.  5'7" and 5' 4.5" ...if it rides like poo, a least the leash loop looks cool
FAQ
is it meant to go only one way?
no, it is designed to amplify the positive aspects of certain shapes and translate that into an electrifying, ecstatic and enlightening experience of great joy while surfing.  it doesn't really do that unless you surf it, so getting it into the water will really help with the electrifying, ecstatic and enlightening part of the whole thing

does it go fast?
yes, faster than cheetahs can run...in a pool of slightly cooler than room temperature oatmeal

how does it turn?
have you ever seen those guys race motorcycle and the whip around corners and drag their knees on the ground...how the heck do they do that?

does it come with a lunch box?
only the models that are 13 foot or bigger

would you ever set it up with quad fins?
no, but i can sell you a fin and some super glue