Friday, October 29, 2010
is it meant to go only one way?
no, it is designed to amplify the positive aspects of certain shapes and translate that into an electrifying, ecstatic and enlightening experience of great joy while surfing. it doesn't really do that unless you surf it, so getting it into the water will really help with the electrifying, ecstatic and enlightening part of the whole thing
does it go fast?
yes, faster than cheetahs can run...in a pool of slightly cooler than room temperature oatmeal
how does it turn?
have you ever seen those guys race motorcycle and the whip around corners and drag their knees on the ground...how the heck do they do that?
does it come with a lunch box?
only the models that are 13 foot or bigger
would you ever set it up with quad fins?
no, but i can sell you a fin and some super glue